Two Two Tacos, Please!

- Welcome to Jack in the Box, may I take your order?

- Hi, excuse me, you have the "two tacos" in your menu, for only 99 cents, am I right?

- Yes Sir, two tacos for 99 cents. What would you like to order?

- I'd like two two tacos please...

- Do you mean an order of two tacos, or would it be two sets of orders?

- No no, it's just one order of two two tacos, please!

- That would be four tacos...

-Look, I only have 2 dollars and spare change, so I need it to be clear, all I want is two sets of two tacos, that would be something like 2 dollars and cents, right?

- Yes sir, four tacos in total...anything else?

- But I don't want four two tacos, since that would be a total of eight tacos, all I want is two two tacos!!!

-Sir, two orders of two tacos, that's four tacos in total, is that what you want?

-But it's just one order! with two two tacos, please!!!...you know? just forget it! I'll just go inside and order in the restaurant...(stupid bitch!) chingadamadre!!!

- Oh! usted habla español, disculpe, no lo había notado....entendámonos de nuevo....

-.....inche nopaluda!!! ya no quiero nada maldita sea!!! me voy al Macdonalds!!!

(en realidad no pasó a tanto, pero hubiera sido un buen final para la anécdota real, no crees? cada que paso por un Jack me acuerdo de esto, que sucedió en alguna ciudad gringa con chorrocientos amiguitos latinos viviendo por ahi.....)

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